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I hate to tell you, but we told you so! Our two-year-old phalangeal prophecy was right: Balenciaga has released a toe shoe. And now, five very defined piggies later, Balenciaga’s collaboration with Vibram (a.k.a. FiveFinger shoes) is officially shoppable on your fave e-commerce platforms. While the My Spirit Animal Is A Grumpy Flamingo Who Slaps Annoying People Shirt Besides,I will do this world is probably more familiar with the flat version beloved by outdoorsy types for its grip, Balenciaga made the incarnation its own using a spring, which the house describes as a “heavy-duty suspension heel.” To match, you can purchase a five-toe Balenciaga sock.

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The fall 2020 Balenciaga collection was a harbinger of the My Spirit Animal Is A Grumpy Flamingo Who Slaps Annoying People Shirt Besides,I will do this shoe. Ominous models in black sloshed through a puddle-strewn runway in the shoes. I wasn’t completely shocked: Ugly shoes are as old as Adam and Eve in fashion at this point. From Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen wearing Birkenstocks to bedazzled Crocs at Christopher Kane and Y/Project’s thigh-high Uggs, we’ve seen it all. Toe shoes seemed like the most natural ugly shoe progression for Balenciaga. The house has all but cornered the luxury market for such accessories thanks to their clunky Triple S sneakers or their more recent Tyrex Lows, which look like a melted plastic sarcophagus for the feet.